5. A 7-year-old child is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating so many chocolate bars is bad for you.”
The boy looks over and replies, “My great-grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.
The man replies, “And he ate so much chocolate?”
“No,” the boy says, “he minded his own business. 6. In a shop for kids.
Peter chooses a toy car, comes to the cash desk, and gives the cashier money cards from the Monopoly game. The cashier:
– Are you stupid? It’s not real money!
Peter:
