A lesson in logicc.

3. Children lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

4. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because although a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher repeated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonas.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”