She didn’t miss a beat. “Towed. HOA rules,” she said sweetly. “I warned you.”
Jack came out behind me, already pulling out his phone. “You had no right to do that.”
“Oh, I absolutely did,” she replied. “I called it in myself.”
I laughed.
I couldn’t help it.
She frowned. “What’s so funny?”
“Nothing,” I said, wiping my eyes. “Just that you owe us twenty-five thousand dollars now.”
Her smile vanished.
“What?” she stammered. “That’s ridiculous.”
I pointed toward the empty driveway. “Did you notice the symbol on the license plate?”
Her face went blank.
Both of our cars had clearly marked diplomatic plates. Jack works for an international organization, and those plates aren’t just decorative. They come with very specific legal protections.
Towing them without authorization wasn’t just rude.
It was illegal.
Her mouth opened and closed. “I—I didn’t know.”
“That’s the problem,” Jack said calmly. “You didn’t check.”
The fallout was swift and brutal.